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 Dinker Review: Super Smash Brothers: the first time Link and I met. I wasn’t too thrilled about renting ssb, but my brother rented it anyway. I choose Yoshi since he was cute, and the only character I thought I would ever be. Soon I grew tired of Yoshi’s constipated noises when he jumped, lame egg throwing attacks, and he wasn’t cute anymore. Mario was okay, Pikachu was Super Smash Brothers: the first time Link and I met. I wasn’t too thrilled about renting Pikachu, Donkey Kong took up the whole screen -- he still rocks, Fox had his cool, Captain Falcon claimed to be gay – just kidding, and then Link. *James Bond theme* ----> An interesting character that felt like I've known him before. (Talk about the Zelda Cartoon in 1989, 1993 all canceled after 13 episodes). Link wasn't like the other boys. He didn't hold a handgun, squeal gay noises when jumping, use electricity, float in thin air, nor put people to sleep. Link was special: instead of bare fists - he used the Master Sword, while damaging enemies from afar; the boomerang came in handy, and when items were turned off, unlimited bombs were still available. And before we knew it, we became good friends. He was the character I chose during team battle, Link against two Level 7 characters. The battle was intense and seemed like our demise; still I put my trust in Link. I fought one character at a time. Slowly their stock lives diminished, and soon the crowd was jeering: Go Link! Go Link! ... Go Link! Sweating like a waterfall, I pounced and blocked most of the enemies attacks. In the end, we won - Kirby and Fox didn't stand a chance with my gambit that I plugged into Link! ----> In the free for all mode, one can choose four different tunics of Link and the other characters. I laughed at the remark when my brother told me: the red tunic was to resist hear, and the blue tunic was used to stay underwater for unlimited hours. (Read Ocarina for how we got game). ----> I would (in my opinion) prefer it over games like Dead or Alive, Mortal Kombat, etc types. The reason is that Super Smash Brothers can have four players at once, plus non-linear levels that give one more space. SSB is where the brothers of Nintendo fight against each other or together. This was the game that introduced me to the Legend, all because of one character... Link.  Oh, that was touching. Ha-ha yeah right.
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Hey, aren't we supposed to talk about "Super Smash Brothers: Melee?"
We are. It's just that some folks decided to scroll down here instead. Basically, everything you need to know is up thurr, not down hurr. 
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