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Welcome to Dinker N Linker
Saturday | 13 May 2006 | 23:50:02 | ~Dinker N Linker
Zelda: Hey, Zelda fans, out there! Look and watch. Get set 'cause it's Dinker N Linker! Linker: *covers face* Zelda, you are never doing the opening for our broadcast again Cow: Moooooooooooo! Linker: Hmmm...something seems different.....wait, where's Dinker? Dinker: Uh… yeah. We apologize for the long slumber. Yeah, one month. Don't worry we will present you with the news.
First off our hostess Griffin from Realm of villainy is closing her site. So this is your last day to view this site under this host. We'll be moving to a temporary host until we find another cool host. Kids: Ooh, do you have some yummy goodies for us today?> Linker: Well, let's see......*looks around* Darunia: Did you loose your script again, Linker? Oh! Oh! Linker: No, that's silly....ehm...welll....bananas! Kids: Bananas? Linker: Yeah, bananas are good......they relieve constipation! Darunia: Really? *eats banana* Kids: When you're sitting in the car and you feel something mushy…Diarrhea.. Saria: Oh my goodness! That is such disturbing content. Dinker: What she meant to say is that we have stock full of delicious fruits or if you kids want to call it candy. There are obsessions, dreams, subtitles, new Inquisition flavours… and what everyone has been waiting for… Linker: Drum roll, please. Darunia: Err...we don't have any drums....can we just dance? Linker: *sighs* Fine... Everyone: ZELDASCOPES *everyone dances* Zelda: Thank you so much, Zelda fans, for watching the show! We hope you come back and check out the next DNL episode where they shop at the super market. Woo! Linker: *looks* You are never EVER ending a broadcast either! Darunia: Hey guys....!!! The bananas are working! *runs to the bathroom*
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