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Obsession The newest additions to "You know you're addicted to Zelda when..." 1. You want the stuff that Tingle is on.... 2. You're mad at DNL for calling "Windwaker" the "Windfaker :) 3. You think the cows should have more of a major role in Zelda 4. Check for updates on TP every 1/2 hour....and if there isn't new info, you refresh the page just to make sure you hadn't missed anything in that split second. 5. You take screenshots of Link while playing Super Smash Brothers....Dinker! 6. You read your Zeldascope...and believe it. 7. You're getting your Zelda costume ready for TP's release date. 8. You make a fan listing dedicated to the "old man"....you know who you are... 9. You wish they would make a Zelda movie already 10. You fear boats....'nuff said 11. You met your boyfriend/girlfriend through a Zelda website...lol... 12. Your s/n or email has "Link," "Legend," or "Zelda" in it. 13.You're wedding ring is the symbol of the triforce. 14. You wonder when the Deku Tree and Jabu-Jabu will get together. 15. You cried at the end of the OOT game, then watched all the credits to see if there was more. 16. You're looking through the birthday cards section and when you see "Zelda," you're eyes widen but realize it's that pitbull dog whose name is also Zelda. 17. You wonder if the fact that Link will turn into a wolf in TP will damage his beautiful hair follicles. 18. The next hit movie should be "The Triforce Code," where people go on a mission to find the triforce 19. You honestly believe Rauru has the best raviollis in Hyrule 20. You know DNL has the best humor website :-) ~Linker -Dinker -. You have a poster next to your bed that you say "goodnight" to every night, or you show more affection to. -. You have very unwonted dreams about the game...or one particular person. -. By playing Ocarina of Time or other Zelda games, Link can go anywhere and steal items from inhabitants' houses; So you play some other game and wined up getting killed. (This happened to me before. I was playing this game called Elder's Scroll III: Morrow Wind, and I took a candel from someone's house; they then called the guards on me and everyone began chasing me- into the woods, the bridge... you name it!) -. You write Link/Zelda fics, but only because you're actually Zelda in disguise or vice versa. -. You write these lists. Linker 1. You play the game just to see Link in his tight stockings {I usually zoom in to get a nice view} 2. You wonder if your dreams are actually a prophecy that will determine the destiny of a young boy in a forest far FAR away. {I'm actually hoping my dreams will bring an eighteen-year-old hot guy into my kingdom} 3. You write angry letters to the GameCube company for representing such a poor excuse for a game. *cough* Windwaker *cough* No offense to those who like the game. In all due respect, I believe that they only created the game for the money, not for the people. After all, Zelda: OOT was a huge success in 1998! 4. You make/or join a religion called "Zeldaism" {Yeah Dinker and Linker!} 5. When you play the Zelda GameBoy games, you wonder if that's Link's sword or he's just happy to see you {Seriously, he holds the sword vertical! Usually I come to the conclusion that he's happy that I'm playing with him...heh....} 6. When you see a horse, you start humming Epona's Song to see if it will come to you. 7. Even though you defeated the game {OOT}, you beat Ganondorf again and again just to see him curse you all when he is locked in a void by the sages. {I thought that part was funny..} 8. You buy Soul Calibur II just to see Link 9. You wonder why the game was called Legend of Zelda , when it should be rightfully called Legend of Link . 10. When you're bored, you start humming Ocarina songs to yourself. 11. You think the title of this list should be "You know you are obsessed with Link when..." 12. You're wondering how much longer this list is going to be because you want to get back to looking at Zelda sites. 13. In the OOT, you hit the Cuccos multiple times just to see their friends attack you simataneously until you're out of hearts. {If you haven't tried this yet, it's fun! Especially in Lon Lon Ranch.} 14. You think it's funny when you send Link off a cliff in the OOT... 15. Your head's ready to fall off from nodding at everything I'm saying |
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