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Rap it Rapping Zelda lyrics can be dificult, so we don't expect alot of rapping here. But if you're up to the challenge then e-mail us.Hey, Mon your dead, mon Link stabbed you in the head, mon sorry, mon your dead, mon While you are here, you can look at Dinker's failed lyrics: Yo wud up everybody so gald you here It's me Navi baby, don't have no fear I can't fly nor can't die Dough I can buy you some sug up so you could hook up With Mister Look up But don't get booked, yup cause you'll get your foot up And that's my wrap up! ... yo No come down here! Check out Linker's awesome lyrics! [note: if one does not like Marshal Matters one will not comprehend.... BUT LINKER'S IS ALL ABOUT ZELDA!] It's really bad. *sigh* [Link] Can you turn off your nintendo please? Can you turn off your nintendo please? Will the real Time Master please save the game I repeat, will the real Time Master please save the game We're gonna have a boss fight here.. Y'all act like you never seen a hero before Swords on the floor, like Malon and Talon just burst in the door and started tearing off my tunic worse than before They first learned I was a whore, throwin me in her stables (MOO!) It's the beginning of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, He didn't just choose a corny name for my profile like I think he did, did he?" And Ganon said...nothing you cuccos! Ganon's gone, he's locked in the sage void! (oh no!) Hyrule women love the forest boy [*voice turntable: clink clink ca-chink] "Time Master, I'm sick of him Z-Target him, walkin around grabbing his Hyrulian shield, Flippin at the skeletons in the field, "Yeah but he has nice tights though!" Yeah, I probably let a few Poe loose to get some dough But no worse, than when you're stuck with Navi's icon Sometimes I want to get on PS2 and have a better controller, but can't but it's cool for Sora to obtain the kingdom key "My keyblade is bashing you, my keyblade is bashing you" And if I'm lucky, they might just steal another Final Fantasy idea And that's the adventure that you role play with Link And expect them not to know what a Gossip Stone is Of course they gonna know what time it is By the time they hit it with an ice cream cone They got a watch on, don't they? "We ain't nothing but game characters.." Well, some of us are dorks who dream of me as if I was on a fork (Mhm...) But if we can write Link obsession lists then there's no reason why they can‘t resist (Uhh..) But if you want me like I want the new 2005 game, I got a better bod Players wave your controllers, play the melody and it goes.. [Chorus: Link] I'm the Time Master, yes I'm the real Master All you other Time Masters are just stupid bastards So won't the real Master of Time please save the game, please save the game, please save the game? [Link] Link doesn't even have an adult form in Gamecube; well I do, so kill Windwaker and kill that talking boat too You think I give a cuccos about a heart container? Half of you bosses can't even strike me, let alone beat me "But Link, what if you lose, wouldn't you save the game?" Why? So the players have to restart to play? So they have to, start at my treehouse at the end of the day? Nayru, starting at Ganon's Castle better send me to Hylia's pond So I can play the fishing game and catch a 3lb fish And hear me complain to the guy that made me miss? You bald guy, you better give me a refund, you blinded me! "Yeah, you have to press the Z button to reel 'em in, hee-hee!" I should download the trailer for the 2005 And show the whole world how good I look on my dive I'm sick of these GB games, they make me look like a cat So I have to play the Nintendo game to look phat [Ah-ha!] And there's a million of us that roleplay with me Who act like me; who just don't like the Windwaker like me Who wear the Majora's Mask like me; ride, fight and destroy Ganon like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite pretty! [Chorus] I'm like a Navi to listen to, cause I'm only giving you things you already know when you read the manual and walkthrough The only difference is that she's got the flashing icon to annoy when you're fighting a boss and she won't stop into you press that C button I just want to swat and step on her And whether you're honest enough to admit it [Yup] I just deal with it better than most of you players can survive Ganon Then wonder how can he steal the triforce from the Sacred Realm It's stupid; cause if he tries to do it again in 2005 He'll probably be the only person in the sage void sex changing Wondering if he'll find a way out by flirting with Rauru And when he gets out he'll try to seduce me And I'll probably respond to his advances because I'm a whore in Hyrule He could even take the Triforce again and come to power Or build a castle, kidnapping and screaming "I wear woman's underwear!" With a dress on and his breasts up So, will the real Time Master please save the game? And make sure you don't end up like Ganon without any aim And be proud to defeat him outta Hyrule and back in the void one more time, laugh when you do, 'cause the next game I'll come out on Zoids! [Chorus 4x] Ha ha Guess we'll have to wait until 2005 Darn it, let's all play again |
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